For Keeps

"my anxieties have anxieties"

sigh, I have to leave soon to go get an echo cardiogram, which is not what my problem is. It’s just going to the hospital that makes me panic :(


My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky

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and at once I knew I was not magnificent



All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

actually me

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"I’m not saying I believe the whole story, Scully. I’m just saying cultures from around the world have reported sighting of mermaids for hundreds of years…"

So what’s the best ovulation tracker app out there? Anyone?

The hospital here makes me so uncomfortable…

A goal of mine is when we move back to California, I want to start a successful cold process soap making business.